Random Pokemon Tag Thing

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Rules:
1. Go to randompokemon.com.  It'll be on the settings needed for this thing, just change the # generated to 1.
2. Only one Pokemon per question (with one exception).
3. Tag a few victims when you're done

This Pokemon is you:

I'm so adorable! :'D

1) This Pokemon is your best friend:

...Teach me the ways of the sea-dwellers, mister Manaphy.

2) This Pokemon is you boss that you need to impress for a promotion:

...I'm not getting that promotion, am I? :I

3) This Pokemon is your partner for you science project:

BOOM, photosynthesis project. Gimme mah A+!

4) This Pokemon is looking for every possible way to murder you:

MANAPHY SAVE ME!

5) This Pokemon is you mother-in-law:

Punchy-buggy-superhero for a mother-in-law! Cool!

6) This Pokemon is you boyfriend/girlfriend:

...Better to hug with, at least!

7) This Pokemon is you ex:

...It doesn't even have a gender...no wonder it's my ex.

8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment:

Oh god, it could be in any leafy bush or tree I walk by... *looks outside window* I'M ONTO YOU...!

9) This Pokemon likes to snuggle with you:

I wouldn't mind! :'D ...You're not housing any Sewaddle are you?

10) This Pokemon ate all your cheesecake:

You have done me a great disservice, arm-less derp fish.

11) This Pokemon is what you felt in bed last night:

...I have so many questions...

12) This Pokemon banged your mom:

NO WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME. I LOVED YOU. D'X

13) This Pokemon will do anything to try and get in you pants:

First my friend's mom, and now you want me?! You perverted turtle! Pervurtle!

14) This Pokemon died by your own hands:

What have I done? D:

15) This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life:

DEAL! C'mere electric hamster-gerbil thing!

16) This Pokemon reads you bedtime stories:

I-I don't wanna read Th-th-the Snow Queen a-anymore...

17) This Pokemon is your loving pet:

...Having a humanoid Pokemon as a pet will take some getting used to.

18) This Pokemon is your creepy dentist:

If you try to carve my jaws into circular holes then you can forget that tip.

19) This Pokemon is what you dream about every day:

My knight in rocky armor... <3

20) This Pokemon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:

...My dream is coming true, apparently.

21) This Pokemon watches you sleep:

...I love you and all but please stop. ;-;

22) This Pokemon is your guardian angel:

...Considering it's a lookout Pokemon, I'm cool with this! :3

23) This Pokémon won't rest untill it has a lock of your hair to cherish forever:

LITTLE PIGGY NO NO! LITTLE PIGGY GO HOME!

24) This Pokemon will be there for you when you need it:

I wuv you too, plant dino buddy! :'D

25) These Pokemon want to form a band with you (generate three here):

...Well this is interesting...oh hey Regirock, when'd you get there? ...No, easy with the drums! Piplup, the microphone is not candy! Manectric--...you fried all the equipment.

I tag:  and (You don't have to do this; I just had no one else to tag OTL)